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Question: How many facilitators does it take to change a light bulb?
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From: larry@birdsong.sunnyvale.ca.us (Lawrence T. Hardiman)
Subject: MBTI Prayers (giggle, inside joke on... MBTI)
Message-ID: <S927.4185@clarinet.com>
Date: Mon, 15 Jan 96 19:30:04 EST

The Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is a popular
psychometric instrument popularized by Kiersey & Bates
in "Please Understand Me". 

The following was emailed to me by a colleague. Those
familiar with MBTI will get a giggle out of it.

(BTW. I'm an ISTJ. ... To the max!)


                    MBTI Types Prayers

ISTJ: Lord help me to relax about insignificant details beginning
      tomorrow at 11:41.23 am e.s.t.

ISTP: God help me to consider people's feelings, even if most of
      them ARE hypersensitive.

ESTP: God help me to take responsibility for my own actions, even
      though they're usually NOT my fault.

ESTJ: God, help me to not try to RUN everything. But, if You need
      some help, just ask

ISFJ: Lord, help me to be more laid back and help me to do it
      EXACTLY right.

ISFP: Lord, help me to stand up for my rights (if you don't mind
      my asking).

ESFP: God help me to take things more seriously, especially
      parties and dancing.

ESFJ: God give me patience, and I mean right NOW

INFJ: Lord help me not be a perfectionist. (did I spell that
      correctly?)

INFP: God, help me to finish everything I sta

ENFP: God,help me to keep my mind on one th-Look a bird-
      ing at a time.

ENFJ: God help me to do only what I can and trust you for the
      rest. Do you mind putting that in writing?

INTJ: Lord keep me open to others' ideas, WRONG though they may
      be

INTP: Lord help me be less independent, but let me do it my way.

ENTP: Lord help me follow established procedures today. On
      second thought, I'll settle for a few minutes

ENTJ: Lord, help me slow downandnotrushthroughwatIdo

Amen.

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